Just looked up "gleek" on dictionary dot com. Didn't know it meant "to make a joke". Haha. I only know it as.. projecting saliva out of your saliva glands for fun...or by accident. This kid Mark taught me how to gleek when I was 14. I know.. some say it's gross. Yet another thing I don't find gross. Unless of course a Gross person is doing the gleeking.
Gleek reminds me of Gleaming the Cube. I still don't know what that shit means. Christian Slater was hot back in the day tho. Noooo doubt.
So, I have a problem. I have two actually. And I have solutions to both. Let's see if I can make it happen. One is Really old news.. but the other one is my new off.the.effing.charts irritability level. It's freakin' nuts ya'll. I have zero means of meditation (and I said mediTation, not medication) in my life at the moment.. and I know that's the problem. I came Off soothing medication and.. helloooo Need for Meditation. I have a drum. It's a djembe. I know that's where I need to start. Cause the ol'.. sitting in a quiet room.. Indian-style.. just doesn't work for me. I need SOUND to shut off my brain. So, yeah. that's a goal of mine. Do some drumming Every Single Day. I'm back in drum class which I'm super happy about. I just wish I could stick with daily drumming!!
I'm always going to be the person who has REAL PHOTOGRAPHS in a photo album. That's probably my favorite material possession. If the house went up in flames.. First thing I'd grab... my boys.. then my photo albums. Everything else can suck it. Fuck the bed. Fuck the clothes. Fuck the appliances. Also.. forget this ipod stuff. Sure.. I'll have one around.. but I'll never get rid of my CD collection. I still buy CDs and I will continue to buy CDs until the man stops producing them, which I know is coming soon. I do miss having nothing but time to read every lyric.. memorizing every word on the disc. I just need to build some shelving on my walls to house these things. They're piling up.
But... you didn't come here to hear about shelving. You came here to be entertained. Well.. that is all I have at the moment.. but there Will be more to come. I guarantee it. I'm going to leave yinz with this photograph:

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