Coming clean..

Allright.  Not that I haven't been real with you all...  I'm just going to Really throw it out there now.  This is who I Really am:

• I like to listen to heavy rock music.  Loud.  Till I can't hear myself singing along.
• I don't like most humans.  They irritate me.
• I love coffee but I hate coffee breath.  
• I don't like the color pink, but sometimes I see something pink that really catches my eye.
• I dress like I'm 17.  A 17 year old BOY.  And I don't give a shit.  
• I am 36.  I will be dressing like this until I'm in the casket.
• I was JAMMING OUT to "One" by Metallica this morning.  A song I have loved since I was 13.
• I am impatient and judgmental, yet sensitive, loving and emotional. 
• I have severe road rage.  Well, not severe.  I don't own a gun, nor would I throw a punch.  Or the bird.
• I DO NOT GET this white, curly, permed deal that 90% of old ladies have on their heads. 
• I follow the rules of Lent, even tho I am not at all Catholic.
• I smell my shirts to determine if they need washed.
• I could Never admit the things I would do if I were invisible.
• I want to be friends with more black people.  An Asian chic and a midget.
• I think that being politically correct is lame, but I know that it's necessary to keep the peace.
• I really wanna know what people with brown skin prefer to be called.  
• I keep my toothbrush a LOT longer than they say to.  Eff them.  
• I don't feel that flossing at the dinner table is rude.  At all.  Unless of course food is flying everywhere.
• I'm all about farts, but holding them in when others are present at dinner is a good idea.
• I like yellow.  It seems to be the outcast color.  The one that would be out getting into trouble.
• I don't have an issue with the gays, but I don't like how gay is immediately associated with a rainbow.
• I am an Enormous slacker, even tho I hate that about myself.  
• Procrastination is my middle name, and I fully blame my father for that.  I believe it's in my Blood.
• I do not flush the toilet every time I pee.  I think every other time will suffice.   
• If I was in charge of all of society, there would be video cameras in every household.  And vehicle.
• That way, not ONE CHILD OR ANIMAL would ever be abused.
• I think that if you smoke in your vehicle and there is an animal or child present, you should be shot.
• I'm a Very opinionated person, but not a know-it-all.  I'm always open to others' wisdom.
• The worst:  Know-it-Alls.  People who lie more than they tell the truth.  People who are Full of Shit.
• I believe that people at a concert that talk the Whole Entire Time should be escorted out.  Roughly.
• I think if you're 7 feet tall - or wear large hats - you should stand in the Back. 
• I LOVE babies and kids, but please talk about other things as well.
• When I'm wearing a dress, I feel like I'm a guy.. wearing a dress.
• There is just something sexy about Adrian Brody's Crazy Ass Nose!!
• I carry a $1 duct tape wallet.  Cause I like it. 
• I wouldn't drive a Chevy Yukon if I got it for FREE.  Extra Large vehicles boil my blood.
• If someone blatantly pulls out in front of you, yes, they should be tailgated w/ horn kept in the ON position.
• Lindsey Lohan should probably just off herself.
• Small talk is a complete waste of time.  Tell me something REAL.
• Just learned:  Today in 1935 it became illegal for airplanes to fly over the White House.
• I find it disturbing that there is a whole museum dedicated to the FREAK that was Andy Warhol.
• I'm worried that someone's gonna put a Dress on my dead body when I pass.
• I think they should teach (mandatory) hand drumming in high school.  It may calm kids down some.
• I have always felt that something extraordinary is going to happen in my life.
• I'm really freakin' happy that I'm not bald.
• I hate the part of myself that doesn't want to lose the 20 pounds that I desperately need to lose.
• I feel like if I was 50 pounds lighter, I would have zero problems.  Even tho I know that's not true.
• I think having more than 4 kids is just ridiculous.
• I'm not sure what I'm going to do if I discover it's too late to have children. . . .
• I think it's REALLY bad for the soul to make enemies.
•  Negative energy can and will destroy everything good.
• I wish I could turn back time..

THIS is when pink catches my eye.