The Centenarian Gangsta

Just read about a guy who's 111.  Not sure I'd want to be human for that long.  There are other things this soul's got to experience.  But.. I guess there's time for that.  As..... there IS NO expiration date on the soul.

The body SERIOUSLY has got to be shutting down at that point.  It's nothing less than fucking amazing that the heart is still functioning... still beating away since day 1.  WOW.  I reeeaalllllyyyy need to get more exercise.  My poor heart... it's so unselfish... just pumping away to keep me alive.  It's only purpose is to keep this girl alive.  And I'm over here chilling on the couch.  I did dance a little yesterday.

You know... my usual, living room dance party.... Backspin on Sirius.  Nothin' better than Old School Hip Hop.  Well....  if we're being totally honest here.. my all time favorite thing to dance to .... the stuff that REALLY puts me in THE ZONE.... where I don't give a fuuuck....  is Gangsta Rap.  HAHA.  Now, I may not even know the real definition of "gangsta rap" but it's gotta be full of energy and very inappropriate.  Dr. Dre... Snoop Dog... DMX... Tupac...  tons of others.  LL Cool J is not a gangsta.. but one of my all time favorite songs to dance to.... it's in my Top 3... is LL's Doin' It.  It just does something to me.  I guess it does what he intended it to do to girls.  Haha.  Yep...  I'm in the Zone you Want me to be in.. haha.  It's an incredibly sexy song.  It doesn't matter WHO you are.. you're getting grinded on if you're near me.  Lol!  Another favorite is California Love by Tupac... but there are a few different versions....  it's gotta be a certain one...  and...  Let Me Clear My Throat by DJ Kool.   Those are some faves that come to mind.  DMX songs really fire me up.  And.. that SLAM song by Onyx.  YEAH.  Lots of songs from Snoop's Doggystyle and Dre's The Chronic.  Man I love that shit.  I don't know how or why my skin is this shade of Caucasian... cause I certainly do not feel Caucasian.    

So my intent of coming on here today was to write about road rage.  Haha.  See how quickly things get out of control with me?  And now "the suits" have arrived in the office....... and they've taken my mojo away.   Booooooo.  

Next time. 

Thanks for putting the wind back into my sails, guys.  I think I'm back.

: )