Friday, September 21, 2012

Harley Mom vs. Christmas Sweater Mom

Saw these two standing at a bus stop today.  [side note: bus stops are apparently becoming extinct]  What's funny is...  I KNOW that the Christmas Sweater Mom is looking at the Harley Mom with judgmental eyes.  And, isn't that ironic??  YOU - Christmas Sweater Mom - are the one that is judging this woman by her attire.  I would say the better person is the mother minding her own business, proudly wearing her Harley jacket to the bus stop.... not giving a SHIT what Snowy Scene is on your Ugly Ass Sweater.   ....hahaha. 

Saw an old dude driving a truck with his front license plate reading: "Bad Boys Drive Bad Toys".  It made me laugh out loud for some reason.  Some of the things MEN have on their vehicles... makes me shake my head.  I know you've all seen the "Auto Testicles".  I would like to have a conversation with a guy who has a set of these on his ride.   ...No I don't.  I'm not easily offended.. and I am pretty far from a prude.  But...   Really?  Fake, plastic testicles.. hanging off your hitch????   It's effing disgusting.  This is supposed to symbolized your masculinity??  Uh...  last time I checked a guy secure with his masculinity kept his balls in his PANTS.

..i know.. this is weak.  but.. that is all i have for now.